I just saw the wacky Quiznos commercial again and it made me remember that I still don't know what the hell those things are ... chemically altered mice? radioactive kittens? Whatever they are, American Idol will not be calling. Although, when it says "they've got a PEHPAH BAHR!" I laugh like a fool. Haven't seen it yet? Go here:

http://www.quiznos.com/