Mother-Love

Love & Honor Thy Mother. It's an unwritten law.

(Actually, it may even be written down ... Is it a commandment? IF not, perhaps it was on the tablet was dropped? You didn't know that there were 15 Commandments? Oh, I feel so sorry for you! Obviously, you never went to catholic school, but that's another blahg entirely ...)

You are an unnatural child if you don't love/honor your mother, right? What about when she goes into menopause and never comes out? What about when she acts so childishly evil that even Mother Theresa would bitch-slap her?

15 years of daily menopause ... is that normal? Is this an inherited gene? Please say no! And when menopause turns your beloved mother into a pod person filled with unending vindictiveness and petty evils, are you still required to honor and respect her?

I thought so.

Well, never mind ... I was just checking. ;p