It has been 13 days since I reported the trail of enormous zits that sprung up like so many bread crumbs tossed by Hansel and Gretel ... and do you know I've STILL got them? This must be a new record. I'm so glad I can set the record for longest duration of acne AND mosquito bites (yes, they are still here, as well.) My lovely prison-escapee white skin shows off the fire-engine red bumps to advantage. I look like one of those idiots in the Target commercials.
Thinking about all of these blemishes makes me feel the need to drown my sorrows with a Coke and some chocolate. And yes, I still say "I don't know WHY these haven't gone away!" Heeee-heeee!
I'm getting a headache from all of these deep thoughts; must be time for me to go to bed. I am truly old now: "Oh, my! It's almost 10:30 ... bedtime!" ;)
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