You say it's my birthday?

You say it's my birthday?
Da-na-na-nuh-nah-nah-nah-nah!

Then you'd be right ... but not until tomorrow!

Sharondarella is about to turn 36 with not a grey hair nor (deep)wrinkle in sight. Okay, I have to admit, I have a few starter wrinkles, but I'm taking aggressive treatment action.

For instance, I spent the other night with a piece of scotch tape across my forehead because I heard that in this way you can remove that nasty wrinkle that seems to form above the nose and between the eyebrows. Unfortunately, the only results I obtained were achieved when I ripped the tape off, giving me a rather inexpensive Biore' pore cleansing, and ruddy skin where I ripped off several layers of epidermis.

I think that in order for the tape to work as a wrinkle removing face-lift you have to walk around all day long with that piece of tape on. I don't mind looking foolish when I'm alone, but it's a whole 'nother story when going out in public. ;D

However, if you are looking for an instant face lift, may I recommend Scotch brand? Get the pine scented ... it will tickle your nose pleasantly. And since your nose will be cocked back in the form most evocative of a rutting pig, there will be plenty of nostril available to indulge your pine sniffing pleasure.