Valley of the Dolls

So I'm flipping channels on tv, looking for something to watch, because you know, when you have 2000 channels, it's even more difficult to find a good something on tv. Suddenly, as I'm flipping past HBO, my attention is caught because I SWEAR I just saw a completely full frontal naked man! Now this never happens. The censors don't seem to have a problem showing full frontal nudity on women, but not men.

Of course I flipped back.

It turns out the show was "Real Sex" and the fully naked man was a mannequin.

But it gets better.

This was an anatomically correct, solid silicone sex doll created for women. At this point I was laughing so hard I'm surprised I didn't wake the house. The next little bit almost sent me over the edge: it seems that the man who created this doll is working on an "ejaculating" prototype so it can be a realistic as possible. This guy got his start creating special effects in Hollywood, and his goal is realism. I'm pretty sure he's about there.

Sure, but is there REALLY a market for this? I would send you the link to the site so you can see for yourself, but I think it's blocked by blogger because of explicit pictures of silicon creations, so instead I'll describe the photos for you:

The first photo shows a very realistic man lounging on the couch with one hand in his waistband, in the classic Al Bundy pose.

The next photo shows him still sitting on the couch, eyes glazed and dull, mouth hanging open slackly and tongue slightly protruding.

The photo after this now shows him holding a beer and a remote, still sitting on the couch.

(I don't know about you, but I'm really getting turned on now!)

Next picture, he is sitting in a bubble bath, which is very realistic, because every man I know takes bubble baths.

There are other photos, too, but these were the ones to decide me. And now you have to decide, because girls, for the low, low price of only $6,995.00 you too can have an anatomically correct male dead-weight who can sit on the couch, mouth hanging open, a beer in one hand and the remote in the other.

Every woman's dream!