I have just lost my faith in fortune cookies.

My last three fortune cookies have all been intriguing, thought-provoking and relevant to a job-hunting, thinking about relocating, entrepreneurial-minded type such as moi:

1. Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely.
2. Two important decision will be made by you soon.
3. Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon.

And then today I was bold enough to order the chicken w/broccoli lunch special (comes with a spring roll and fried rice, quite yummy!) I opened my fortune cookie and found this:

* A romantic evening awaits you tonight.

I sit here in my pajamas, watching Friends and brushing my dog. Perhaps chinese fortunetellers have a different idea of how to define the word romantic?