I just received my new Michael Thurmond Six-Week Body Makeover program today and I am super-duper, ultra-excited!

After the infamous shower scene from a few nights ago, a scene that was more horrifying than Hitchcock's Psycho, I am in need of some confidence boosting, so it couldn't have arrived at a better time.

I will be doing the Quick Start program as soon as I finish blah-blah-blahging. :)

Based on my past records of diet and exercise endurance, I'll be able to tell you exactly when during the six weeks I'll lose interest and bail on the program. ;D Just kidding!

I've got about that amount of time to get some of this weight off so I can regain a girlish figure in time for the big Steve and Peekay event. Since I will be the Official Ring Procurer at the wedding, I have somewhat of an image to maintain, so I've got to work a miracle. Miracles seem to be what Michael Thurmond specializes in, thank goodness!

If you watch Extreme Makeover, you'll see him. He's the personal trainer who helps the madeover people work their newly liposuctioned bodies into a semblance of muscled fitness before they appear before their family and friends. I actually thought it was a bit of a joke, until I saw the episode where he took on the three overweight people who needed to lose weight (30-lbs each in 5 weeks) before they could have their surgeries. Damned if they didn't do it, too!

I was so inspired I hunted him down on the internet and bought this program. I too, can look good again naked if I sculpt my body thin by eating the foods I need for my body type ... and if I stay out of the bright light of naked day! ;D

If I am successful, I'll post my before/after measurements (arms, chest, hips, waist, thighs) but until that time, no one but me will know those numbers ... they'll be kept a more secure secret than the combination to the vaults at Ft. Knox. :)