I think I have SARS.

I can’t think of another explanation for why this cough won’t go away! I’ve tried antibiotics, Robitussin CF cough syrup (boys and girls, do NOT try this once your stuffy nose clears up, you will throw up! “Better tasting syrup” my ASS!) and bags of cough drops both menthol and not. All I got was a tongue that has turned an interesting shade of purplish pink, depending on the flavor of the cough drop currently dissolving in my mouth. ARGH!

This is 2-1/2 weeks of this coughing nonsense!

And before you laugh, remember, I could very easily wish a cough on you that is so severe you spring little pee-pee leaks every third cough. As if it wasn’t bad enough to be having chills and fever over Christmas, and weak and lethargic over New Years, I also missed ALL of the after Christmas sales! WAAAAAGH! :’(

I’m telling you, someone wished bad karma on me, either that or they sneezed on me … same thing. End result: SARS and a cough that sounds like the hounds of hell have taken up residence in my chest.